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    <pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 02:07:17 GMT</pubDate>
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    <itunes:subtitle>A podcast of indeterminate format.</itunes:subtitle>
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    <itunes:author>Unknown Penguin</itunes:author>
    <itunes:summary>Sometimes its sketch comedy, sometimes its stories from this Hollywood life; sometimes its videos, sometimes its audio; sometimes is Unknown Penguin news, sometimes it's very serious discussions about the best bad movies to watch. We never know. What's it like? Put it this way: if the Firesign Theatre and Woody Allen had a love child it would be a miracle . . . and probably freakish, but that's alright. We should learn to accept others for what they are. Even if the very sight of them makes me want to vomit blood. So, in conclusion, I think we'll all be happier with the Brita Water pitcher over the water-cooler we used to have.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Unknown Penguin Podcast 020: FESTIVALE commentary (start when "Unknown Penguin Pictures" fades up)</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 11:43:48 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Hav you already seen FESTIVALE? Why not come to the Wilmington Fringe Festival &amp; bring your iPod. That way, you can listen to Patrick's commentary to the film! Huh? Huh? Yeah . . .</itunes:summary>
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      <title>FESTIVALE trailer</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:27:34 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>New(ish) trailer for Unknown Penguin's fully-improvised mockumentary FESTIVALE. Coming to the Wilmington, Delaware Fringe Festival, October 1 - 4, 2009. Starring Chirstopher Mathieu, Mike Gregorek, Heather Haney, Matthew C Hartman, Tara Chiusano, Patrick Flynn, Karen Lange, Emily Hall, Gerald B Browning, with Evan Casey, and Patrick Stoner www.UnknownPenguin.com/Festivale Special thanks to Ben Slease.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Unknown Penguin Podcast 019: The 48 Hour Film Project</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://unknownpenguin.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1151292/0x0_1302350.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This week is dedicated to SELF-PROMOTION with a report on the LA 48 Hour Film Project and exciting news. Visit UnknownPenguin.com for more info and follow us on Twitter at twitter.com/UnknownPenguin .</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:35:34 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>This week is dedicated to SELF-PROMOTION with a report on the LA 48 Hour Film Project and exciting news. Visit UnknownPenguin.com for more info and follow us on Twitter at twitter.com/UnknownPenguin .</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Unknown Penguin Podcast 018: The Rochambeau Kid</title>
      <description>From the vaults: Unknown Penguin's entry in the 2007 DC 48 Hour Film Project. Selected one of the "Best of DC". Genre: Ghost Movie; Prop: bracelet; Line: "That's what I'm talking about."; character: Roosevelt Adams, President of ______.</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 22:48:18 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>From the vaults: Unknown Penguin's entry in the 2007 DC 48 Hour Film Project. Selected one of the "Best of DC". Genre: Ghost Movie; Prop: bracelet; Line: "That's what I'm talking about."; character: Roosevelt Adams, President of ______.</itunes:summary>
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      <description>She's had 24 kids by 28 men, why does she not have her own TLC show?</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:32:03 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2009-04-22</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2009-04-22</dcterms:created>
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      <itunes:summary>She's had 24 kids by 28 men, why does she not have her own TLC show?</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Unknown Penguin Podcast 016: Harry the K</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://unknownpenguin.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1151292/0x0_1302350.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A remembrance of Phillies announcer Harry Kalas who died on Monday. Music by Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.com .</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 00:06:06 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>A remembrance of Phillies announcer Harry Kalas who died on Monday. Music by Kevin MacLeod at incompetech.com .</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Unknown Penguin Podcast 015: Mystery Team</title>
      <description>Read Patrick's review of Derrick Comedy's debut film 'Mystery Team' for CC2K here: http://www.cincity2000.com/content/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=1750&amp;Itemid=2 . Also visit derrickcomedy.com and mysteryteam-movie.com for more information.</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:59:26 GMT</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2009-04-08</dcterms:modified>
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      <itunes:summary>Read Patrick's review of Derrick Comedy's debut film 'Mystery Team' for CC2K here: http://www.cincity2000.com/content/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=1750&amp;Itemid=2 . Also visit derrickcomedy.com and mysteryteam-movie.com for more information.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Unknown Penguin Podcast 014: You Haven't Seen What? "The NeverEnding Story"</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 22:16:48 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week we present a new segment in our movie discussions in which Patrick watches a classic film he's never seen. This week: "The NeverEnding Story". Joining Patrick 'round the table are Burl Moseley &amp; Wes Whitehead.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Unknown Penguin Podcast 013: Precana</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://unknownpenguin.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1151292/0x0_1302350.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This week we present a brand new sketch with Seth, Patrick, &amp; Amanda!</description>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 22:14:45 GMT</pubDate>
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      <description>Scene from Unknown Penguin's 2002 award-winning mockumentary short 'Dog Eat Dog'.  Student filmmaker Alan Henry describes his first foray into scripted cinema.  Starring Patrick Flynn, Patrick O'Neill, J R King, and Keith Powell.  Music by The XXX Stars. </description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 14:18:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Scene from Unknown Penguin's 2002 award-winning mockumentary short 'Dog Eat Dog'.  Student filmmaker Alan Henry describes his first foray into scripted cinema.  Starring Patrick Flynn, Patrick O'Neill, J R King, and Keith Powell.  Music by The XXX Stars. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Unknown Penguin Podcast 011: Movies You Stop and Watch on TV</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://unknownpenguin.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1151292/0x0_1302350.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This week we discuss movies you stop and watch when they're on TV from 'The Bourne Trilogy' to 'Coming to America'. Joining Patrick 'round the table are Chris Mathieu, Burl Moseley, and Wes Whitehead.</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:54:14 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
      <itunes:summary>This week we discuss movies you stop and watch when they're on TV from 'The Bourne Trilogy' to 'Coming to America'. Joining Patrick 'round the table are Chris Mathieu, Burl Moseley, and Wes Whitehead.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Unknown Penguin Podcast 010: Best Movies of the Year</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://unknownpenguin.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1151292/0x0_1302350.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This week we get ambitious and decide what are the best movies of the year.  We go around the room for what movies everyone loved, answer some e-mails, and wrap up with a discussion of this year's Best Picture nominees. Joining Patrick are Matt Hartman, Chris Mathieu, and Burl Moseley.</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Feb 2009 14:13:04 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dcterms:created>2009-02-18</dcterms:created>
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      <title>Unknown Penguin Podcast 009: Bad Movies We Love</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://unknownpenguin.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1151292/0x0_1302350.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today we discuss movies others think are bad that we like and/or we know are bad and like anyway. Joining Patrick for this discussion are Burl Moseley, Chris Mathieu, and Matt Hartman. Listen as they debate bad cinema from "Showgirls" to "The Room".</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 13:09:43 GMT</pubDate>
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      <itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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      <title>Unknown Penguin Podcast 008: Wibbly Wobbly Timey Whimey</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://unknownpenguin.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1151292/0x0_1302350.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sketch Comedy Featuring: Resolutions! And Even More Confessions of a Jewish Bagel Shop Owner!</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:12:16 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Unknown Penguin Podcast 007: The Hildebrand Rarity</title>
      <description>&lt;img src="http://unknownpenguin.podOmatic.com/mymedia/thumb/1151292/0x0_1302350.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sketch Comedy Featuring: A Supervillian's New Machine! Mad Libs! Fraternity! Crepe Cookbook! Movie Pitch! And More Confessions of a Jewish Bagel Shop Owner!</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:13:34 GMT</pubDate>
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